Session 22 - Read ALL THE BOOKS! Grab ALL THE GEMS!

You know, I didn't realise how valuable those golden tools were until I checked and hoo boy you should be glad you picked them up! You both levelled. Welcome to level 4, Peggy. You are now the highest level out of everyone.

And run, Tub, run like the wind! I hope you find what you're looking for while being pursued by a slow but inevitable black hole.

Session 22 - Read ALL THE BOOKS! Grab ALL THE GEMS!

Campaign date:
Saturday, May 13th 1549
Moon phase: Waning Crescent

New characters:
- Gadling, thief turned... thief?

Enemies defeated:
- 7 hollow dwarves, variously stabbed, sliced, popped like balloons, and sucked into a black hole (125 exp)
- A firey slug, kicked into a bottomless chasm (Gadling - 100 exp)
- Neutralised the source of the hollow dwarfs (500 exp)

Treasure and Equipment:
- Finely worked golden hammer (2500 exp)
- Finely worked golden pickaxe (2500 exp)
- Golden beard-trimmers (250 exp)
- Super sexy three-breasted alien lady (thrown into miniature black hole -  gone forever)
- A miniature sun (thrown into miniature black hole - gone forever)

Exploration:
- 9 dungeon rooms explored (90 exp)
- 2 wandering monsters (20 exp)
- Secret door found (10 exp)

Misc:
- Grabbed a bunch of wormhole gems (50 exp)
- Got rid of the purple smoke (50 exp)
- "Solved" the meteorite door (50 exp)
- Read aaaaall 100 books (Peggy - 200 exp)
- Read the rune walls (50 exp)
- Split the party bonus (50 exp)
- Near death experience bonus (Gadling - 100 exp)

Quests and Rumours:
- Sooo many stone books on dwarven history. You should ask Peggy about them.

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Fred the Pig, detonated from within by a fractal butterfly (I am really really sorry)
- Tub, currently running as fast as possible away from a motile black hole (I'm putting him down under "Recovering")

Exp Totals:
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 3 Dwarf: 9403 (Level up at 17,600)

*DING!* +1d10 HP! +2 to saves! +1 to architecture skill!

--- Socks, Level 0 Human
--- Trevor, Level 0 Human
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 2 Specialist: 2250 (Level up at 1500)

*DING!* +1d6 HP +2 skill points!

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Recovering:
Tom / Olaf Tenderloin, Level 2 Dwarf: 2737 (Level up at 4400) ETA: 27 weeks
Tom / Baron Noel Pompadour, Level 1 Specialist: 1223 (Level up at 1500) ETA: 13 weeks
Chris2 / Tub, Level 2 Goblin: 3671 (Level up at 4000) ETA: However long it takes to outrun a black hole.

Absent or Retired:
Chris / Crocell, Level 3 Halfling: 7738 (Level up at 8000)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 905 (Level up at 2250)
Michael / Mist Urman, Level 3 Magic User: 4976 (Level up at 4500)
--- Stan, Level 0 Mercenary. (takes 1/5 of a share)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Renzo / Mushroom Lover, Level 2 Elf (Alpdrucke): 5258 (Level up at 6000)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
--- Faust, Level 1 Specialist: 823 (Level up at 1500)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / Eli, Level 1 Cleric: 409 (Level up at 1750)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human