Tuesday 28 June 2016

Session 96 - Burn them all!

NOT LATE. JUST.
Short story - Bamuk levelled!

Important - I'm in Japan next week, so NO DND NEXT TUESDAY 05/06/16

See you next next week!



Session 96 - Burn them all!

Campaign Date:
Monday, 8 January, 1550
Moon Phase: Third Quarter
Zodiac: Sagittarius

New Characters:
- Walkul the Rogue, a sneaky thief poorly prepared for darkness

Enemies Defeated:
- Bright orange leech ooze (25 exp)
- 1 big cancerous goblin (50 exp)
- 15 void-eyed grey goblinoids (375 exp)
- 7 gold baby men (175 exp)
Total: 625 exp

Treasure and Equipment:

- Some shields
- Some daggers
- An elongated golden skull (6000 exp)
- 12 gold pieces (600 exp)
Total: 6600 exp

Exploration:

- 4 dungeon areas explored (80 exp)
- 2 wandering monsters encountered (100 exp)
Total: 180 exp

Events:

- Another day down in the depths, another day waking up to the foetid stench of rotting mushroom house. (50 exp)
- Walkul the Rogue bumbles through the darkness of the entrance without a light source, tripping over Eleyn where she slumps against a carriage wheel (50 exp)
- The kerfuffle brings the others running, Walkul joins the group and the naked and pink-fleshed Eleyn's clothes are returned. (50 exp)
- Supplies are restocked at the cart and the contingent descends once more, retracing their footsteps. (50 exp)
- A carved-out tunnel between major intestinal thoroughfares is found and investigated, black-eyed goblins flee when they see light and leave whatever they were poking behind. (50 exp)
- The thing they were poking, a vivid orange ooze, leech-walks quickly into the group and spreads orange oil liberally around itself as it attacks. (50 exp)
- It's killed fairly quickly, shrivelling into a hard ball of orange on Eleyn's rapier. It explodes soon after, lighting the oil and severely hurting Bamuk. (50 exp)
- Following in the direction of the fled grey goblins, the goblins can be seen meeting with a big grey cancer goblin and a bunch of gold baby men round the corner (50 exp)
- A plan is concocted and put into action! Eleyn will grab attention, then lure the rest into the teeth of the party. Bamuk and Jain set up rune traps. (50 exp)
- Tom buys me another beer, eyeballs d30. (50 exp)
- Eleyn sneaks up to the goblins, hears them warning the cancer goblin of how dangerous the party is. Takes out scattershot pistol. Aims. Pulls trigger. (50 exp)
- Tom rolls the d30 for damage. (50 exp)
- Half the room is vapourised. Goblin bits rain down on the shocked gold baby men at the back of the room. The front half of the cancer goblin falls to mush. (50 exp)
- They chase Eleyn out along the corridor... into the waiting arms of the rest of the party. A pincer move from a side corridor boxes them in, and the gold baby men quickly surrender. (50 exp)
- SURRENDER DENIED. Jumurak's amoebae move in for the absorption. (50 exp)
- Mivik, appalled, flees into the darkness (50 exp)
- The now-clear room is found to be lined with rusty halfing-sized weaponry and shields, some of which is looted. An urn made of goblin shit and filled with piss is found to contain gold coins and an elongated golden head. (50 exp)
- Safety first, the gold-carrying amoeba shlurps around the urn and digests it, pulling the contents into its body. Now it has a gold face inside! (50 exp)
- The party jubilantly explore the next section of stone intestine, coming across a room of chains hanging from the ceiling and pus-filled white boils. Attacking them causes a return spirt of sloppy, chunky, pus. (50 exp)
- Crossing the room causes the boils to begin sending sloppy seeking tendrils outwards, easily jumped over on the way back. (50 exp)
- Party retreats back to the mushroom house for another day. (50 exp)
Total: 1050 exp

Misc:

- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Aggressive Negotiations bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Breach and Clear bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Long Deliberation bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Tactical Fighting bonus (50 exp)
- Trapsetter bonus (50 exp)
- Treasure Eater bonus (50 exp)
- Vore bonus (50 exp)
- War Crime bonus (50 exp)
- Cartographer bonus (Clo / Bamuk - 100 exp)
- Snackbringer bonus (Kyle / Jain - 500 exp [because I keep forgetting])
- Near Death Experience bonus (Bamuk - 100 exp)

Total: 650 exp + bonuses
Rumours:
- None down here

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Eleyn, arm ripped off at the shoulder by grey-skinned goblins with eyes of the void.

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Exp Totals:
Kyle / Jain Doe, Level 5 Dwarf: 30836 (Level up at 35200)
Fraser / Jumarak, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 26014 (Level up at 32000)

Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 5 Cleric: 15305 (Level up at 28000)
Tom / Eleyn, Level 4 Specialist (Assassin): 11490 (Level up at 12000)
Andy / Cranky Jim, Level 2 Dwarf: 3839 (Level up at 4400)
Clo / Bamuk, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 3459 (Level up at 2250)
*DING!* +1d4 HP! +1 Level 1 Spell/day! +1 free spell!
Will / Walkul the Rogue, Level 1 Specialist: 1301 (Level up at 1500)

Absent or Retired:
Kitty / Sophia, Level 2 Necromancer: 3986 (Level up at 4500)
James / Rat LeBlanc, Level 2 Ratman: 3290 (Level up at 4000)
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 60502 (Level up at 64000)-- Dr Charmington, Level 3 Specialist (Quack): 4821 (Level up at 6000)
Ollie / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 6 Barbarian: 37308 (Level up at 64000)
Joe / Joe's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 321 (Level up at 2250)
Steve / Brand Earthhammer, Level 1 Fighter: 395 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver R / Reynard, Level 3 Specialist (Sneak Thief): 4077 (Level up at 6000)
Matteo / Lucifer, Level 1 Necromancer: 933 (Level up at 2250)

Ellie / Ellie's Necromancer, Level 1 Necromancer: 744 (Level up at 2250)
Jerry / Jerry's Next Character, Level 1 ???: 200 (Level up at ???)
Daniel / Nash, Level 1 Fighter: 455 (Level up at 2000)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 13447 (Level up at 24000)
Jim / Jim's Fighter, Level 1 Fighter: 241 (Level up at 2000)
Louis / Louis' Next Character, Level 1 ???: 2062 (Level up at ???)
Oliver R / Osar, Level 2 Specialist (Dabbler): 661 (Level up at 3000)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

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