Saturday 23 January 2016

Session 76 - Doom Busters

A PSA - Next week's game (26/1/16) is being moved to Monday (25/1/16) due to a clash with Australia Day which is, as you might imagine, a very important day when an Englishman stepped foot on Australian soil and said, "I saw it first".


Session 76 - Doom Busters
Campaign Date:
Wednesday, 25 November, 1549
Moon Phase: Waxing Gibbous
Zodiac: Saggitarius

Enemies Defeated:
- 63 skeletons, mostly blown up but sometimes smashed (630 exp)
- 7 skin kites, burnt from the sky (35 exp)
- A necromancer (250 exp)
- A zombie (25 exp)
- 4HD smoke demon (100 exp)
Total: 1040 exp

Treasure and Equipment:

- 10' of chain that the Necromancer was carrying for some reason
- A vial of Holy Water that he was also holding. Great Necromancer.
- The Necromancer's spellbook
Total: 0 exp

Exploration:

- Explored 3 dungeon rooms (60 exp)
- 1 alternate entry blown open (200 exp)
Total: 260 exp

Events:

- Riding their flying reindeer back to Fate, the party sell off anything fungible and begin making plans. (50 exp)
- Several barrels of shot-filled gunpowder barrels are purchased and flown via sleigh to the black fortress atop Mt Death Frost. (50 exp)
- The fortress itself is built into the mountain and hard to assault. Zan Detects Evil from above, identifying major clumps of undead. There are a lot of clumps. (50 exp)
- A bunkerbuster barrel is placed on the roof above a major cluster and Mana takes the opportunity to do some sleuthing. Looking through an arrow slit she sees several skeletons on guard duty. (50 exp)
- Mana returns and the bunkerbuster is detonated, revealing a cave full of skeletons. Meanwhile, flayed human skins emerge from caves and float toward the sleigh like plastic bags. (50 exp)
- After a bomb is dropped among the skeletons to disappointing effect, Lulu flies down into the breach to detonate another. While it works much better, there are still just heaps and heaps of them down there. (50 exp)
- The floating skins have gotten closer by now and begin flapping around the sleigh, if they touch bare skin it sticks and begins to tear off. (50 exp)
- After blasting a bunch of them with the flamethrower, the party realises there are too many to take on easily and fly around away from them. (50 exp)
- A dambusters-style raid on a glass window follows but doesn't work. Finding a hastily boarded up skeleton-sized hole in one of the battlements, Lulu stuffs the last barrel into the hole and blasts it right open, saying "I'm the bomb!" in the process to general applause. (50 exp)
(This is where I got up to before I went to Amsterdam so the following summary is likely wrong)
- Inside they find an empty battlement and stroll down the stairs, finding evidence of a previous expedition into the castle by some of their number. (50 exp)
- Hoping to hunt down and kill a Necromancer who escaped last time, the party head towards another battlement in the hopes of finding and killing him. (50 exp)
- A sub-group heads up the next battlement to scope it out, finding the Necromancer along with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. Mana attempts diplomacy. (50 exp)
- After Mana force-feeds an unknown potion to the Necromancer, he gets drunk with power due to his new-found direct control of undead. It suddenly gets really weird and rapey when skeletons hold Mana down. (50 exp)
- Luckily rescue is near! The rest of the party burst up the stairs and set to work re-deading the dead. People are variously pushed down cracks, slashed by skeletons, and Zan nearly dies. (50 exp)
- At some point it turns out the candy cane knives create a christmas gremlin from the corpse of the slain, which should be a laugh. (50 exp)
- The Necromancer is finally slain by pegging him with a leg. It is cruel but he was a rapist so there's a nice sense of justice to it. (50 exp)
- The party are now stuck in the doom fortress with some near-dead friends and no obvious exit. Gleeful hand rubbing ensues from my side of the table. (50 exp)
Total: 850 exp

Misc:

- AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa bonus (50 exp)
- Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Anal Violation bonus (50 exp)
- Balls to the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Best of Intentions bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Deja Vu bonus (50 exp)
- Diplomacy bonus (50 exp)
- Dramatic Battle bonus (50 exp)
- Leave a Man Behind bonus (50 exp)
- Long Deliberation bonus (50 exp)
- Ludicrous Gore bonus (50 exp)
- Nutshot bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Ridiculously Bad Rolling bonus (50 exp)
- Split the Party bonus (50 exp)
- War Crime bonus (50 exp)
- WWE bonus (50 exp)
- Pundemonium bonus (100 exp - Lulu)
- Near Death Experience bonus (100 exp - Zan)
Total: 950 exp + bonuses

Rumours:
- None up here

Death Toll and Injuries:
- Close but no cigar!

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Exp Totals:
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 6 Fighter: 45656 (Level up at 64000)
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 5 Barbarian: 26983
Kyle / Jane Doe, Level 4 Dwarf: 16416 (Level up at 17600)
Sarah / Mana, Level 4 Specialist (Thief): 12827 (Level up at 24000)
Fraser / Jumarak2, Level 4 Muscle Wizard: 10020 (Level up at 18000)
Charles / Zan, Spermling of Zea, Level 1 Cleric: 1287 (Level up at 1750)
Absent or Retired:
Tom / Sparky, Level 1 Magic User: 770 (Level up at 2250)
Charlie / Le Chaz III, Level 1 Cleric: 670 (Level up at 1750)
Oliver / Osar, Level 1 Specialist (Dabbler): 670 (Level up at 1500)
David / Theras, Level 5 Specialist (Assassin): 13422 (Level up at 24000)

Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 5 Halfling: 28949 (Level up at 32000)
Dana / Bingo Augustus, Level 5 Muscle Wizard: 19863 (Level up at 36000)
James / Quarion, Level 3 Elf (Gremling): 7947 (Level up at 12000)
Gary / Skirr Abderian, Level 1 Specialist (Thief): 416 (Level up at 1500)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 4018 (Level up at 7000)
Wai / Mogwi Stitch-Up, Level 2 Specialist: 2715 (Level up at 3000)
Sam / Lucados Orbrus, Level 2 Fighter: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Clay / Carthas, Level 1 Fighter: 371 (Level up at 2000)
John / West, Level 1 Cleric: 521 (Level up at 1750)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2999 (Level up at 4400)
Niall / Roht, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 722 (Level up at 2250)
??? / Unnamed Cleric of the Garden God, Level 1 Cleric: 0 (Level up at 1750)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level 1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

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