Wednesday 19 August 2015

Session 58 - Alchemical Romance

Kind of a low exp session today, but at least you got a fair whack of cash!
So you all know, while looting is the primary source of experience in this game, you don't get exp for currency obtained from rewards (like this alchemist). You only get it for the value of loot taken from dangerous locales.

For new people - I tried my best but it's likely I've assigned people to the wrong character in the thing below. I apologise! There were so many of you!
If I got something wrong, definitely let me know so I can fix it for next time!


Session 58 - Alchemical Romance

Campaign date:
Wednesday, 3 October, 1549
Moon phase: Waning Gibbous
Zodiac: Virgo
God of the Week: Eris

New Characters:
- Alden, "former" village idiot armed with a jar of piss and a "sausage flute". Believes jar of piss is source of significant magical aptitude.
- Thant, Cleric of the Unorthodox Church and breeder of dogs.
- Sir Arthur, a Fighter and scholar.
- Arran Folynn, a piratical rogue far from the seas.
- Theras, the Baker Assassin.

Enemies defeated:
- "Pussy Pete", death by firing squad (25 exp)
- 3 scampering abscess-people, boomsticked and stabbed and shot (75 exp)
- A bat, mind controlled (0 exp)
Total: 100 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- 1000sp, scalped from Un Raga Praag for the cysts and pus.
- A gold-plated black labrador worth 25gp, very dead.
Total: 0 exp

Exploration:
- Travelled 60 miles or so (200 exp)
- 1 Random encounter, even though they were just bats (20 exp)
- First party to enter Gwinear (200 exp)
Total: 420 exp

Events:
- Rested a while following escape from Feathered Swine, met entire party of low level hoodlums who were persuaded to join the group. (50 exp)
- Re-entered caves after killing Joe Joe's mind-controlled cancer man by firing squad. (50 exp)
- Undirected Halfling mind control via flute succeeds merely in attracting attention (50 exp) 
- Group flees and kills those that emerge into light outside cave mouth via a variety of means, including a "boomstick" consisting primarily of gunpowder on the end of a ten foot pole (50 exp)
- Caves are decided to be too dangerous, travel plans concocted. Group decides to take shorter route despite tolls. (50 exp)
- Turns out "Free Cart Tuesday!" is totally a thing. Who knew? (50 exp)
- Party travel through Edge, one of the Twinned Cities. Joe Joe struggles to comprehend this whole pretending-the-other-city-isn't-there-even-though-it-totally-is thing. (50 exp)
- Gwinear is reached and the Alchemist, Un Raga Praam, is talked to. He has some strange little men for servants. I enjoy doing the voice a whole lot. (50 exp)
- Meanwhile, John Doe the Unlucky organises a trade route for his mine's smelted iron with a local traditional Dwarf blacksmith whose accent is totally not sliding all over the place. (50 exp)
- Un Raga Praam is "persuaded" to give a higher than average price for your two measly cysts and cookpot full of pus. He's not happy, but also transmutes Thant's dog's skin and fur to gold. (50 exp)
Total: 500 exp

Misc:
Absolutely Disgusting bonus (50 exp)
- Brutal Kill bonus (50 exp)
- Enmity Inciter bonus (50 exp)
- First Against the Wall bonus (50 exp)
- Hard Bargain bonus (50 exp)
- Kill It With Fire bonus (50 exp)
- Long Deliberation bonus (50 exp)
- Mad Inventor bonus (50 exp)
- Michael Bay bonus (50 exp)
- Mind Control to Major Tom bonus (50 exp)
- PETA bonus (50 exp)
- War Crime bonus (50 exp)
- What the Fuck Guys bonus (50 exp)
- Selfless Charity bonus (Lulu - 100 exp)
- And 600 exp split between last week's survivors (Lulu, Stabbington, John Doe), I forgot to give you experience for the cysts!
Total: 650 exp + bonuses

Active Businesses:
- Peggy Pigrider - Pie Mama's. Safe. Value: 1213sp
- John Doe the Unlucky - Anvil, Mining and Craft Company. Risky. Value: 1579sp
- Lulu Spiderbite - Clunge Honey. Safe. Value: 1190sp
- Joe Joe - Josephine's Petting Zoo. Risky. Value: 1500sp
- Stabbington Shanks - Tomb Busters. Risky. Value: 600sp

Quests and Rumours:
I saw an honest-to-gods demon the other day. He had terrible tusks and terrible claws, and terrible teeth in his terrible jaws!
- I got family down in Dosely and in Dunhaven, fishing in the Deeprush is dangerous these days what with all those demons in the water.
- A star fell on Gaston and then their children started disappearing. These are dark times.
- I hear Goblin pig balloons have been spotted over the Twinned Cities. I don't doubt they're looking for weakness.
- In Carrowmore they found a boat made of pure gold. Can you believe it?! Pure gold!!
- The demons have breached the wall and entered the swamps of Moondine. Anybody anywhere near the wall is doomed. Doomed!

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None today!

Exp Totals:
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 4 Barbarian: 10934 (Level up at 16000)
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 3 Fighter: 7512 (Level up at 8000)
Kyle / John Doe the Unlucky, Level 3 Dwarf: 7131 (Level up at 8800)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 3 Halfling: 4631 (Level up at 8000)
-- Bat (whose name I forgot), Level 0 Chiroptera
David / Theras, Level 1 Specialist (Assassin): 1386 (Level up at 1500)
Florent / Sir Arthur, Level 1 Fighter: 186 (Level up at 2000)
Jamie / Alden, Level 1 Magic-User: 186 (Level up at 2250)
Ben / Thant, Level 1 Cleric: 186 (Level up at 1750)
Mike / Arran Folynn, Level 1 Specialist (Rogue): 186 (Level up at 1500)

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Absent or Retired:
Alex / Arhnin, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1518 (Level up at 3000)
Daniel / Davrak, Level1 Magic User: 976 (Level up at 2250)
Nuno / Temperion, Level 1 Magic User: 742 (Level up at 2250)
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 11102 (Level up at 14000)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 19420 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2276 (Level up at 4400)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 3553 (Level up at 7000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Dana / Bingo, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 1461(Level up at 2250)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

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