Wednesday 22 July 2015

Session 54 - Spooky Scary Skeletons

A fairly subdued session this week, due in part no doubt to my failing to confirm that it is, in fact, back on.
So it's back on, everybody!

Nevertheless! The gang, including new guy Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian from Alsace, delved into the mausoleum dungeon and basically missed every attack ever and got felt up by skeletons.

Good times, great classic misses. See you guys next week!


Session 54 - Spooky Scary Skeletons

Campaign date:
Sunday, 26 September, 1549
Moon phase: Waxing Gibbous
Zodiac: Virgo

New Characters:
Alphonse, Barbarian of Alsace and Wielder of Fruit.

Enemies defeated:
- That damn animated statue, baited down pit once more and stone beds dropped on its head. (250 exp)
- Five weirdly molesty skeletons, eventually smashed (250 exp)
- Four fucked up skeleton conglomerate things, fled from (0 exp)
Total: 500 exp

Treasure and Equipment:
- 600 old silver pieces (600 exp)
- An orange citrine (90sp)
- A red bloodstone (50 exp)
- An opaque red potion #151
- 4 jars of blood
- 2 jars of white powder
- 1 jar of something alcoholic
Total: 740 exp

Exploration:
- 3 heretofore unknown dungeon areas explored (60 exp)
Total: 60 exp

Events:
- Went back into mausoleum dungeon, discovered statue had gotten out of pit via newly made handholds (50 exp)
- Baited statue into pit again, statue's attempt to jump pit stymied by ten foot pole (50 exp)
- Inspected chests in a bedroom but bones animated and attacked (50 exp)
- A combination of terrible rolls, unsuitable weapons, and good armour ensured the battle was long but more or less bloodless (50 exp)
- Stone beds taken from room and piled on animated statue in hole (50 exp)
- Party leaves to lick wounds. Alphonse gets his fortune told - "the weather will change your life, twice" and gets info from alewife. Stabbington gives money away to people and finds out more information. Leo gets quietly drunk. (50 exp)
- Re-entered dungeon, found a room containing a large brass cauldron and took mysterious jarred substances nearby (50 exp)
- Checked out an old kitchen with a fireplace full of bones. Not much else, but bones rattled on party's exit. (50 exp)
- Decision is taken to smash bones before they reassemble, party runs in but is ambushed by vaguely insectoid skeletal conglomerate things on ceiling. They flee to fight another day. (50 exp)
Total: 450 exp

Misc:
- Fame of the Tomb Busters increased (50 exp)
- Ridiculously Bad Rolling bonus (50 exp)
- This is Madness! bonus (50 exp)
- Near Death Experience bonus (100 exp - Alphonse)
- Badass Backstory bonus (100 exp - Lulu Spiderbite in absentia)
Total: 150 exp + bonuses

Quests and Rumours:
- "Something is killing jewel sellers in Gush! None of the victims are dwarfs, so you've got to wonder..."
- "That flood upstream of the Deeprush has washed a whole lot of weirdness downstream. Sea monsters, they say!"
- "If you've got caving gear and weapons, head to Muntburg to make a quick buck. The people going into Dwimmermount will buy anything!"

Death Toll and Injuries:
- None today!

Exp Totals:
Leo / Leo, Level 4 Cleric: 10460 (Level up at 14000)
Dominic / Sir Stabbington Shanks, Level 3 Fighter: 4939 (Level up at 8000)
*DING!* +1d8 HP! +1 to hit! +1 to crit/fumble table!
Aron / Alphonse the Gentleman Barbarian, Level 1 Barbarian: 1184 (Level up at 2000)

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Absent or Retired:
Oli / Lulu Spiderbite, Daughter of Lord Gorga, Level 4 Barbarian: 8137 (Level up at 16000)
Nimrod / U, Level 2 Specialist (Monk): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
Mariana / Joe Joe, Level 2 Halfling: 2927 (Level up at 4000)
-- Pad 2, Level 0 Wolf
Hayley / Bob, Level 2 Dwarf: 2276 (Level up at 4400)
Liisa / Peggy Pigrider, Level 5 Dwarf: 18778 (Level up at 35200)
-- Mr Burg, Level 2 Fighter: 2981 (Level up at 4000)
-- Pig, Level 1 Porcine.
Kyle / John Doe the Unlucky, Level 2 Dwarf: 4158 (Level up at 4400)
Mariana / Aurora, Level 3 Cleric: 3553 (Level up at 7000)
Renzo / (Renzo's next character), Level 2 ???: 3462 (Level up at ???)
Clay / Svalborg, Level 2 Goblin: 2204 (Level up at 4000)
-- Tzani Spillios, Level 0 Scholar
Thomas / Tobias, Level 2 Cleric: 2204 (Level up at 3500)
Josh / Larry, Level 1 Elf (Galumfy Dotard): 383 (Level up at 3000)
Will / Calen, Level 1 Halfling: 1582 (Level up at 2000)
Davide / Golden Junk, Level 1 Elf (Misergeist): 1971 (Level up at 3000)
Pedro / Dexter, Level 1 Necromancer: 1460 (Level up at 2250)
Mark / Marley, Level 2 Specialist: 2850 (Level up at 3000)
Rita / Arwen, Level 1 Elf (Sloomit Waghorn): 643 (Level up at 3000)
Sophia / Ceres, Level 1 Elf (Hollowback Ylfen): 1487 (Level up at 3000)
Alex / Tick, Level 1 Goblin: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Oliver / Pip, Level 1 Halfling: 731 (Level up at 2000)
Ej / Matilda, Level 2 Specialist: 1839 (Level up at 3000)
Sev / Brad the Stabbinator, Level 1 Fighter: 1871 (Level up at 2000)
Harry / Reg, Level 1 Dwarf: 150 (Level up at 2200)
Mike / Lootle Halfstack, Level 1 Specialist: 715 (Level up at 1500)
Aaron / Maura, Level 1 Halfling: 1637 (Level up at 2000)
Matt / Sheik, Level 1 Barbarian: 767 (Level up at 2000)
Shaun / Nagash, Level 1 Necromancer: 817 (Level up at 2250)
rhhjdghjdshgjbleeeh / Elric, Level 1 Cleric: 817 (Level up at 1750)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 12881 (Level up at 18000)
Pawel / Devein, Level 1 Dwarf: 1160 (Level up at 2200)
Marco / Sauron, Level 1 Necromancer: 1530 (Level up at 2250)
Tom / NWA Chuck Langley, Level 1 Cleric: 951 (Level up at 1750)
Ros / Rhea, Level 1 Elf (Capriped): 850 (Level up at 3000)
John / Level 1 Magic-User: 1500 (Level up at 2000)
Dana / Bingo, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 1461(Level up at 2250)
Chris / Crocell, Level 4 Halfling: 12318 (Level up at 16000)
-- Belial, Level 1 Fighter: 1047 (Level up at 2000)
Michael / Mist Urmun, Level 4 Magic User: 9129 (Level up at 18000)
Renzo / Gastani, Level 2 Barbarian: 3000 (Level up at 4000)
Chris2 / Gadling, Level 3 Specialist (Assassin): 4738 (Level up at 6000)
Joanna / Artemis, Level 2 Specialist (Healer): 2250 (Level up at 3000)
George / Magnus, Level 1 Cleric: 1342 (Level up at 1750)
Lisa / Bella, Level 1 Magic User: 1951 (Level up at 2250)
Jacob / Wizard Khalifa, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 430 (Level up at 2250)
Marius' Totally-Not-Necromancer, Level 3 Necromancer: 5111 (Level up at 9000)
Nadav / Frog, Level 1 Fighter: 732 (Level up at 2000)
Charlie / Losh, Level 1 Elf (Habberjock): 309 (Level up at 3000)
Jack / Uldric, Level 1 Magic User: 409 (Level up at 2250)
Kate / Khaleesi, Level 1 Muscle Wizard: 37 (Level up at 2250)
Emmi / Lyrel, Level 2 Necromancer: 2891 (Level up at 4500)
--- Schmidt, Level 0 Human

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